There are many diseases in the world, some unique to humans, some which are shared with animals. Like most people, Hank’s never given much thought to diseases which only affect animals. He barely notices any illness, being generally healthy. (Except for his […]
Were Rooster Gets Sick People get sick at the most inconvenient times. Hank spent one Thanksgiving throwing up and a birthday with a terrible migraine. Since his transformation, he hasn’t been sick. (Apart from throwing up, but that’s because of what he […]
Hank the Were Rooster 06: Were Rooster vs Omelet When Hank was young, he loved omelets. Spinach, red peppers, pork, and plenty of cheese: there was nothing better than that. He ate that at least once a week, his mother permitting. Then […]
The Were Rooster Votes for Better Chicken Feed Voting is a sacred duty, one to be only taken upon with the greatest seriousness. It belongs to everyone, regardless of race, sex, religion, or what you do during the full moon. That’s Hank’s […]
Hank the Were Rooster 04: The Were Rooster’s Awesome Car When he was a boy, Hank lusted after Ferraris. Sometimes Lamborghinis or Jaguars. So long as it was a sports car with crazy-high top speeds, he didn’t care. Like most men, Hank […]
Hank the Were Rooster 03: Drunk Were Rooster There are many things in life which can drive a man to drink: a shit job, family problems, the horror show that is modern politics, and the existential dread that comes with consciousness. Hank’s […]
It is a well-known fact that daylight savings is stupid. It doesn’t help farmers, and we aren’t on war-time rationing. For most people, other than a severe need for extra coffee and an hour swearing at the clock, daylight savings causes no lasting stress. […]
Hank the Were Rooster 01: Meet Hank Most of the time, Hank is a normal guy. He goes to work, tries not to bore his girlfriend with his awesome video game exploits, and leaves food outside for the feral cat that roams […]