Optimizing Evil
A Fantasy Dark Comedy
A More Efficient Fantasy #1
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Traditional fantasy worlds are shit. The technology is pathetic, the magic is too showy, the beer tastes like piss, and evil always loses.
Mika is going to force his world to be more efficient, whether it wants it or not.
If he’s going to start with evil, that’s only because the good guys are dicks.
Optimizing Acceptance
A More Efficient Fantasy #2
Traditional fantasy worlds are shit. The technology is pathetic, the magic is too showy, the beer tastes like piss, and there are good races and bad races.
Just because orcs and big and scary and usually evil, the people of Yadis’s village drive out her and her orc, adopted brother. Is there any place in the world that will accept the two siblings?
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Optimizing Swordplay
A More Efficient Fantasy #3
Traditional fantasy worlds are shit. The technology is pathetic, the magic is too showy, the beer tastes like piss, and heroes can become amazing swordsmen in one montage.
Paka wants to be a swordsman so he can protect his sister, Yadis. That means he needs to convince either orcs or humans to teach him to fight. Since he’s not sure whether he’s an orc or a human, that gets complicated.
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Optimizing Profit
A More Efficient Fantasy #4
Traditional fantasy worlds are shit. The technology is pathetic, the magic is too showy, the beer tastes like piss, and when are you supposed to have enough time to make money?
Mika must find a way to save his new family. He could probably find other ways, but starting a war between the elves and the dwarfs is the fastest — and the most satisfying.
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Optimizing Family
A More Efficient Fantasy #5
Traditional fantasy worlds are shit. The technology is pathetic, the magic is too showy, the beer tastes like piss, and nice humans don’t usually move to live in evil countries.
Yadis has a new family. It’s a messed up, non-traditional family, but she’s going to fight to keep it. Even if she has to travel to Demonia. Mika promised her that she’d be safe in Demonia, and she wants to believe him, but she doesn’t know how that can work.
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Book 6: Optimizing Moving
A More Efficient Fantasy #6
Traditional fantasy worlds are shit. The technology is pathetic, the magic is too showy, the beer tastes like piss, and you can journey the whole world over but you always go back to where you started.
Paka isn’t sure who he is, what he is, or where he belongs. He’d like to be an orc, but he doesn’t know what that means. He has a new family now, family he desperately wants to impress. He fears he might be too human for them.
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Optimizing Royalty
A More Efficient Fantasy #7
Traditional fantasy worlds are shit. The technology is pathetic, the magic is too showy, the beer tastes like piss, and demon kings don’t drown in paperwork.
Mika will see his brother on the throne of Demonia. People can argue and conspire all they want, but Mika will stop at nothing. It’s what he always wanted. Keeping the rest of his family safe while doing that: that’s going to prove more difficult.
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Optimizing Alliances
A More Efficient Fantasy #8
Traditional fantasy worlds are shit. The technology is pathetic, the magic is too showy, the beer tastes like piss, and no one wants to be friends with the evil kingdom.
Yadis volunteered to make an alliance with one of the human kingdoms. It needed to be done, and she was the only one who could do it. She knew it would be hard to convince humans to become friends with Demonians, but she didn’t think it would be this hard.
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Optimizing Preparations
Optimizing Peace